pandorkful:

I remember now why I started wholesale blocking every progressive political petition/poll/fundraising email that popped into my inbox

((The answer is Anxiety))

Guys, guys, it’s not that I don’t care. If I had unlimited wealth I would donate to Barack’s legal fund happily. But I don’t have money. And right now, in my inbox, you’ve sent me two emails titled “WE ARE LOSING” and “ALL HOPE IS LOST.” Look, with that kind of attitude you’re not only getting nowhere, you’re upsetting me to the point of apathy. YOU ARE NOW BLOCKED. FOREVER.